On Socks

Filed under: by: PBC

In the most formal of settings, socks should always be black. In any other situation, however, they ought to be white. One should often walk around outside wearing socks, for they are the perfect medium between bare feet and shoes. If the pavement is a bit too hot or cold, a sock is adequate, and you still reap the benefits of feeling every pebble that you step on. After your walk, you can look at the bottoms of your socks and revisit your journey. Let the socks become black with dirt! Earn your formality!